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I SET A NEW RECORD! WHOO! FOUR GARGLE-BLAST--

...wait.

This is kinda weird.

LOST! D:
 
 
 
 
 
 
Um... Yes. Hi. Who're you...?
WHOA, COOL PANTS.
... Thank, you.

My face is up here. I'm sorry. Who are you?
See, I complimented them -- and I'm the universal worst dresser, seven years standing!

But really, it's a compliment.

I think.

WHOO! ANYWAY.

Hi. :D I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Too bad you're not a beautiful lady. D:
... Bee, bleb, rox...?

Um, yes. Nice to meet you, Zap, hod...

The question is, if I were, would I feel any different. a_a
:D

-Second head pops out.- TOTALLY COOL, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?! IS THERE PORNO?! I WANNA SEE THE LADIES WITH THE THREE-- -Shoves head back in.-

...I said hi, right?

::Just, stands there, staring at him. Blinking was a thing of the past now.:: ... o_o
Um...Prince, is something the matter?
8O! -PRETTY WOMAN. Stare at chest!-
>O

::Stands in front of Serina.:: No! Everything is fine. D:
-Sounds come from where his second neck is, under his shirt. UNHAPPY SOUNDS.-

You really should introduce me to the woman. 8D
Um...are you sure? -Tilts head.-
Yes! I've got everything, under, control...

::Eyes Zaphod.:: You sad sad little pervert, you. You stay away from the women here.
That's okay. Just let one kick his ass!
COOL HAT.
It's not a hat. It's, head gear... Who the hell are you anyway?
Well, I'm calling it a hat! Less words.

-Second head pops out again.- REDLIGHT, GREENLIGHT! -Gone.-

...

I'm the President of the Universe! Zaphod Beeblebrox! 8D
...

WAS THAT SECOND HEAD MAKING A SMARTASS COMMENT ABOUT MY HEAD GEAR?

...

AND WAS THAT A SECOND HEAD?
I DUNNO, HE JUST FOLLOWED ME HOME ONE DAY. D:
If you're sure...
Yes. Don't worry about it. ^^;

Just be sure to avoid that guy. a_a
Okay... ^^

Why? And why do I feel like I'm being watched?
... I told you to stop staring! XO
I'M NOT.

-Second head, out again!BOOBIES!

...he is though. :D
O-Oh, now I see why... -Blushes. Folds, arms, discreetly across chest.-
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